Remember that terrible 'Turn Ahead the Clock' promotion from 1999? Unfortunately, we all do. At least none of those uniforms accurately predicted the future. Case in point: the Pittsburgh Pirates ...

Arizona Diamondbacks have a short and questionable history with sartorial selection, especially their most recent coal-mining gray road uniforms. Almost makes you long for the expansion days sleeveless jerseys and purple pinstripes.

Respect the rainbow? The Houston Astros uniforms of the 1970s have aged better than others from that era, but they're still dated.