In a few months, we may see the baby boom in Washington D.C. that so often accompanies a sports championship. The Washington Capitals winning the first Stanley Cup in franchise history is cause to celebrate, after all. However, Tumblr is only concerned with one couple: Alex Ovechkin and the trophy itself.

Tumlbr's new algorithm to weed out content that is not safe for work has already raised a lot of controversy, mainly due to how weirdly thorough it is. A Twitter user (@SpeasySpice) posted a picture of Ovechkin sleeping with the Cup with a notification that the reblog had been flagged.

Even hugs are no longer allowed.