You know that new Powerade commercial starring Hanley Ramirez, the one airing throughout Latin America? Marlins manager Ozzie Guillen still hasn't seen it, but that didn't stop him from listening to a brief description of the ad campaign and delivering his take Monday. Told Hanley spends part of it scrawling Twitter addresses of his critics on his bat, Ozzie the Comedian couldn't resist. "How big is that bat?" he said at the Marlins Caravan kickoff. "That bat must be huge." Zing.