There's nothing more toxic than digital trash talk between the country's largest and most obnoxious college football fanbases, but this takes on a whole new form of stupid.

The Patriot-News, a regional newspaper in central Pennsylvania, published an article Monday ranking all 65 Power 5 schools based on total revenue from the 2018 college football season. Each ranking came with a little blurb, no more than a setence or two, describing the program's general history and current situation. When it came to No. 12 University of Tennessee, however, author David Jones had a little bit extra to say.