There's a reason we ran our "NHL Tough Guys Repel Alien Invasion" satire today, and it's not just because Maple Leafs Colton Orr and Randy Carlyle have character roles in the script. With David Ullstrom being at least partially culpable on a goal against the other night against Boston, we had a feeling this season's designated pressbox goat would be scratched again, which by process of elimination means another apparition for Eric Boulton, who has averaged 4:04 TOI in his six games this year.