We’ve known for a long time that Borussia Dortmund manger Jurgen Klopp is an absolute hero, but he’s only gone and confirmed it all over again. The no-nonsense boss is famed for his mad press conferences and eccentric behaviour, and he came up with a beautiful sound bite when discussing whether he was about to sell Mats Hummels to Manchester United. Klopp, who had already dismissed the talk 24 hours previously, decided to go one better and give the best response to a transfer rumour ever just to make it clear. Klopp about Hummels to Man Utd: "If that's not a bullshit story, I'll eat a broom stick" (via @SkySportNewsHD)