For those of you guys out there that just spent (another) Valentine's Day alone, never fear because Joel Embiid has a pickup line that, now that I think about it, it actually only makes sense when he uses it. Sorry. For those of you who think Embiid's method sounds familiar, it's probably because, years earlier, Alonzo Mourning revealed that Dikembe Mutombo used the exact same line, except swap out "The Process" for "Mutombo":
Joel Embiid Says That His Best Pickup Line Is 'Who Wants to Sex The Process?'
Complex | Feb 17