You might want to sit down before you read this.

Jhoulys Chacin is going to be the Brewers’ Opening Day starter/Initial intial-out-getter.

Try not to pass out from the shock.

Even though it was a safe assumption given the way the roster looked and how guys performed last year, Craig Counsell made the official announcement to reporters today, two weeks before the Brewers open the 2019 Championship Season at Miller Park against the St. Louis Cardinals.