Carson Wentz has taken a tremendous amount of heat during his first year with the Washington Commanders and dealt with a soap oprea-like atmosphere, as evidenced by his head coach Ron Rivera stomping out of his postgame press conference last night. After a win in which Wentz did just enough — which wasn't much at all — against the even-more-inept Chicago Bears. But none of that is the issue here.

We need to talk about the fedora Wentz wore to his own debrief and if it's actually part of a larger artistic project in which he pays proper homage to I Think You Should Leave. The circumstantial evidence is beginning to stack up.