The Florida State Seminoles are a complete dumpster fire and the program needs drastic changes to bring them back to the national forefront.

One woman seems to know the answer: Stop having sex with the players.

On Saturday, the Seminoles dropped to 0-3 for the first time since 1976, which came less than two weeks after taking a top-10 Notre Dame to overtime and looking like a squad that could possibly make some noise.