The “story of a wedding that has a great chance moving forward”, writes a Google Translated Oracle of Sarri Napoli in his latest about the Dries Mertens situation down yonder in fair Campania.

Or to put in more succinctly, Alfredo Pedullà reports that Dries Mertens is set to stay in Naples, where he is “loved as a true idol” and will be even more so when he breaks Marek Hamšík’s all-time club goalscoring record either later this season when Serie A restarts or, should he finally renew his contract, next season.