We got another one, people!

According to President Trump, based on a report from Fox & Friends (of course, not stunning, never stunning), all fans of the Boston Red Sox may have to spend their 2020s with their heads in the sand, ignoring all political coverage for fear of damaging their precious memories of 2004.

Because our worst fears were all but confirmed on Tuesday when Trump put it out into the ether: Curt Schilling, Congressman, Arizona.

Yes, the man who can't get into the Hall of Fame because he alienated his voter base by saying he wanted them all lynched (um, gaffe much?!) is now plotting out a run for congress in state in which he won the 2001 World Series (because you KNOW Massachusetts wouldn't be having one quintillionth of this).