When National Hockey League games used to turn into brawls, the joke was “I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out.”

Now you can tune into a social justice protest and a Chinese Basketball Association game might break out.

It’s actually the National Basketball Association. But if you’ve tuned into the season restart at Disney World and followed the money, you know why the NBA should rename itself after its favorite country.

Along with dunks and free throws, we’re being treated to the world’s most privileged Black Lives Matter protest.

Inside the Disney bubble, players and coaches sport BLM T-shirts. The slogan is painted on every court. Instead of their last names, players have league-approved slogans like Justice Now; Anti-Racist and Respect Us on their jerseys.

The few players who don’t kneel during the national anthem are asked to explain their rebelliousness.