For a group of malcontents and neckbeards who've had a stunningly successful past two decades, Yankee Haters really never stop, do they?

We can't blame Mets fans for frolicking in this latest ALCS defeat, of course. The biggest highlights of their past 30 years of fandom include being hammered into the ground by Luis Sojo in the Subway Series, and Terry Collins letting Matt Harvey, famously the dumbest man in baseball, convince him to abandon his rational decision.

But fresh off the most embarrassing title defense in modern baseball history (or, perhaps, second only to 2014?), there's no reason any of us should be hearing from Boston fans right about now, who have plenty of their own sporting success to worry about.