Buckle in, folks, because this particular piece of news is as outlandish and bizarre as it gets.

The hosts of "The Sports Junkies," a Washington-based sports talk radio show on 106.7 The Fan, were left dumbfounded (and extremely concerned) when a particular caller -- identified as Bobby from Fairfax County, Virginia -- claimed to be phoning in from his hospital bed.

We know what you're thinking: what on earth landed Bobby in the hospital? And why would he be calling in such a state? Well, apparently his wife of 38 years stabbed him because she was fed up with him spending all of his time watching the Washington Nationals.