A week ago, Manchester City star and ex-Red Raheem Sterling took to social media to say he had fond memories of his time at Liverpool while warning people not to “get it twisted” and make more of his statement than what it was.

Predictably, pretty much everybody immediately went and got it twisted. And now, a week on and with actual football still not even a blip on the horizon, we’ve got a new twist in the transfer tale that never was and shouldn’t have been.