Advice to pro athletes ... if you wanna shot with Farrah Abraham, ya gotta come with courtside seats. 

That's the message Farrah says she told Lakers' rising star Kyle Kuzma -- claiming he tried to get at her in her DMs ... but he wouldn't pony up for quality Lakers tickets. 

The "Backdoor Teen Mom" star appeared on "The Hollywood Pipeline" podcast and spilled the tea about how she allegedly shot down the 23-year-old NBA player. 

According to Abraham, Kuzma told her he would have to come out of pocket $15,000 to sit her on the court next to stars like Leo DiCaprio and Jack Nicholson ... and refused to budge. 

So, Farrah say she told the guy to kick rocks. 

Bad news for Kyle, Farrah moved on.