New York Yankees injury announcements have transcended self-parody at this point, but Aaron Judge's recent slow news day admission takes the cake.
While updating the waiting public on his latest MRI for his broken rib, Judge announced that he was healing slowly, and would have a further clarification in two more weeks. But, on the bright side, his collapsed lung was completely healed, so he was now cleared to fly anywhere. Great!
Only one problem: no one knew Judge had a pneumothorax.
As horribly painful as this all sounds (how did Judge even begin workouts with a collapsed lung?!), it does raise some fairly serious unresolved issues.