The never-ending soap opera that is the 2013-14 New York Knicks took yet another turn on Friday when reports surfaced that owner James Dolan addressed the entire team and told them that nobody would be traded, and that head coach Mike Woodson’s job was safe.

Metta World Peace had an interesting (and uniquely Metta) answer when he was asked about Dolan’s words in the meeting:

"I'm not a player, I'm an alien"