"Manager Ozzie Guillen is glad he's not Alex Rios.

If he were, Guillen said Tuesday, he probably would be serving some jail time right now.

Before the second game of the series against the Toronto Blue Jays, Guillen watched the YouTube video of Rios getting into it with a few Blue Jays fans last June. In the video, a kid is trying to get an autograph from Rios, who gets an earful from an adult after apparently refusing the request.

''That kid is lucky it wasn't Ozzie,'' Guillen said. ''I would beat the [crap] out of him and the [other] guys. Because the way they approached him to go to that point is not the way to approach a human being. They were making fun of him.

''I swear to God, I'd be in jail right now. Because the people surrounding him were harassing him, and I don't think they approached him the right way. ... I saw the YouTube [video] with his wife next to him. People think they can do whatever they want with celebrities. ... That's not right.''"