"The good news for Warriors fans: Dwight Howard is coming to play in Oakland!

The bad news: He's coming Thursday night, as a member of the Orlando Magic.

Chances of the Warriors swinging a trade for the NBA's best center, a trade one Internet report had them aggressively pursuing: zero, give or take one percentage point.

At Saturday night's Warriors' game in Oakland, chants of "We want Dwight" took hold a couple of times. Dream on, folks."