"So let me ask you this: When was the last time you heard of a professional football team making a midseason player transaction out of the goodness of its heart?

Go ahead, candy your yams, mix your stuffing, stir up your cranberry sauce. I'll wait.

Can't think of one? Me neither.

So if you believe that's why the Broncos waived Kyle Orton on Monday, I have some beachfront property in Nebraska that might interest you."