Tom Brady has earned the reputation of being a perfectly maintained robot quarterback built for a lifetime of sustained peak performance. He follows a notoriously strict lifestyle regimen, including a wildly restrictive diet that doesn't allow him to indulge in a majority of the foods and ingredients that make life worth living for the rest of us.

Among the list of things that Brady reportedly cuts out of his daily diet? Sugar, tomatoes, peppers, coffee, dairy and fruit ... or so he wants you to think!

The world was handed a startling revelation this week when Brady accidentally slipped up and revealed that he's actually a human being who occasionally enjoys junk food, including ice cream and cheeseburgers. What a fraud!