"Red Bryant was 323 pounds of jolly, high-stepping into the end zone. It was his Deion Sanders impression. He wanted to take it further, but instead he got caught in the moment, stopped and did a belly-roll dance.

Primetime, he was not. Michael Jackson, he was not. Heck, Ellen DeGeneres, he was not. But when a man goes by Big Red, he doesn't expect to do much dancing in the end zone. So bear with him.

"That's a fat kid's dream right there," Bryant said of his touchdown.

And now, it's a reality. So stop rubbing your eyes.

What you saw Sunday can be trusted — everything from the Big Man Boogie to the shockingly lopsided 38-14 final score."