YANKEES FAN 1: …Look! Ah! Oh! Oh!

YANKEES FAN 2: He has given us a sign!

CROWD: Oh!

YANKEES FAN 1: He has given us… His chair!

YANKEES FAN 2: The chair is the sign. Let us follow His example!

YANKEES FAN 1: Let us, like Him, hold up one chair and let another be stacked against the wall, for this is His sign, that all who follow Him shall do likewise.

YANKEES FAN 2: No, no, no. The chair is a sign that we must gather chairs together in abundance!

YANKEES FAN 3: …the chair?! No, follow the Gourd!

YANKEES FANS 1 and 2: Oh, get off!

Whatever the case, the Cubs gotta pay for those Wrigley Field renovations somehow: