You know those books (and even blog posts) that come out every so often and they're about strange sports injuries? Yeah, well, this one's definitely getting a chapter.

Elvis Andrus of the Texas Rangers is out of the lineup Thursday because of a tattoo injury. No, it's not really one of them Mike Tyson/"The Hangover" Guy/tribal face deals, as illustrated in the photo above. That's just a joke to scare Rangers fans.