What's with Steve Nash's short haircut? That's so un-L.A. of him. Maybe he'll get his tips frosted like Prince Fielder. That's right, I said tips. But for the right price, they'll pretty much frost anything around here.

Welcome to Los Angeles, Mr. Nash. I think we might have a spot for you, especially if you can play a little third base. We'd also like to see what you can do opposite "Glee."