"It . . . cannot . . . happen.

The Celtics are supposed to be the composed veterans. The Heat are supposed to be the young bucks, the fragile frauds who need to be schooled in how it's done in the playoffs.

So how come Paul Pierce picked up two technical fouls and got himself ejected midway through the fourth quarter of yesterday's 99-90 Game 1 loss to the Hype Masters of Miami?"