"If jaws equal victories, the Bucs just won themselves another Super Bowl.

You have to drop a quarter in a viewfinder at Mount Rushmore to see a better lower jaw than the one on new Bucs head coach Greg Schiano. It's a Shula jaw, a Cowher jaw, a jaw you could play handball off of. Here's a jaw that says follow me or else.

Are these the Jaws of Life for the Bucs?

The square-jawed, granite-jawed, (fill-in-your-own)-jawed Schiano has arrived, having conquered the college game _ what's a man do with himself after winning the Texas, International, Papajohn's.com, St. Petersburg and Pinstripe bowls?

So ends this Bucs coaching search, far and wide, though still limited since the two guys everyone wants to hire, Dungy and Gruden, well, the Glazers fired them.

From Dungy to Gruden to Raheem to Rutgers … where are we going with this?

We shall see.

No coach loses his first news conference. No one loses a first news conference, with the possible exception of American president William Henry Harrison, who took two hours to answer a question at his first news outdoor conference, caught pneumonia and died 32 days later. He didn't win the Big East, either."