"The last time Sage Rosenfels wore a Dolphins uniform, he wasn't merely a backup quarterback. He also was a celebrity for hire, his appearance offered for a fee at high school graduations, corporate events, birthday parties, bar and bat mitzvahs and personal-training sessions.

"Want to make your child's bar mitzvah the talk of the town?" the advertisement read. For a brief time, you could even pay to have Rosenfels join you in your living room to watch Monday Night Football.

Alas, the short-lived "Ultimate Sage Rosenfels Football Experience" — which was largely charity-driven — is no longer available, and hasn't been since he left Miami after 2005."