In his first two at-bats today, Ryan Zimmerman continued his absurd start to spring training. He crushed a double and a home run off Cardinals starter Shelby Miller, both missiles to right field. At the time Zimmerman crossed home plate, he had seven hits in 11 at-bats, with two homers, three doubles and two walks.

"Oh, God, we need to get out of here," first baseman Adam LaRoche said. "If we all get going like that, it's going to be dangerous. He needs to sit the bench for a while. Play a little golf, relax for a little bit. He's good to go."