We all know that home runs are big rally kills, so a funeral is in order tonight as the Royals killed numerous rallies with four dong shots against a bunch of guys who were either a bunch of Twins pitchers or a collection of American Idol rejects. Seriously, what is a Caleb Thielbar?

Billy Butler, who many Facebook fans feel is "slumping" despite his .400 OBP this month, responded by hanging a three-run dong in the first inning of P.J. "I'm a grown man with a little boy's name" Walters. How do you hit three-run home runs? You let two guys get on base in front of you. You don't waste outs. Well done Alex and Hos.

After Alex drove home another run in the second, Mike Moustakas hung a two-run dong in the third. Not to be outdone, Eric Hosmer would hit solo home runs not just in the fifth but in the seventh inning as well. It was just the second multi-home run game of his career, and the first since August 31, 2011 against Detroit. Hosmer has three home runs for the week, and is now tied with Billy Butler for second on the team.