"Fausto Carmona, we hardly knew you. No, really, we hardly knew you.

Carmona, the Indians' Opening Day starting pitcher last year, is reportedly named Roberto Hernandez Heredia. What's more, Carmona allegedly isn't 28, as listed in the Indians' 2011 media guide. He could be as old as 31.

All this came to light Thursday, when Carmona was arrested outside the U.S. Consulate in Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic, after he applied for a visa so he could report to spring training Feb. 20 with Indians pitchers and catchers. Authorities from the Dominican Republic reportedly accused Carmona of using a false identity in an attempt to obtain a visa. "