Of course, David Price was the Rays player to get hurt last week toweling himself off too vigorously in the dugout. Of course he was.

The 26-year-old left-handed pitcher is something of their twirling dervish, bouncing around the dugout and clubhouse in constant motion, a steady stream of noise coming from his mouth, always up to something and then, given his short attention span, something else.

So if there were going to be a Rays player getting national attention for something so odd, it only figures it would be Price. And once the Rays knew he was okay, they could barely contain themselves, with a CAUTION!! TOWELS CAN BE DANGEROUS sign by the shower, with manager Joe Maddon joking about "a self-inflicted towel wound," with talk of mandatory toweling instruction and drills.

"I don't even know what to say about that one," outfielder Matt Joyce said, laughing to the brink of tears. "You watch him and every day he has something new."