"Jose Bautista should buy some lottery tickets.

Based on the way the Major League conducts its random drug testing, either the Toronto Blue Jays slugger is really lucky — or somebody has some serious suspicions about him — if he's really been drug tested 16 times over the past two years as he revealed at a banquet in the Dominican Republic recently.

The Major Leagues' leading home run hitter the past two seasons made the remark at the banquet, according to a report in Spanish published in the Dominican newspaper "Hoy."

Former pitcher Pedro Martinez was talking to a group of Dominican baseball players at a dinner given by President Leonel Fernandez when the hurler praised Bautista for his hitting success and then asked him how many times he had been tested."