"Dennis, we hardly knew ye.

The Raiders did a two-fer Tuesday night. They hired a new coach and stole the Broncos' defensive coordinator. Same guy — Dennis Allen. They are, after all, raiders.

Advice to next Broncos' defensive coordinator:

Rent.

The job is as permanent as being president of Switzerland — where a new leader is chosen every year; or a crocodile catcher in the Northern Territory of Australia — where nobody applied, for fairly obvious reasons, last year."