"OK, I get it.

All you accountants — some certified, others certifiable — can stop sending me your breakdowns on exactly how much Chris Johnson got paid for every carry ($64,236.11) and every yard ($24,088.54) in Week 1.

Look, anybody who expected Johnson to rip off a couple of 60-yard touchdown runs against Jacksonville had overdosed on Titans Kool-Aid.

First, the Jaguars defense was determined to stop the run. Up front, they beat the Titans to the punch.

Second, Johnson's lengthy holdout and lack of work in practice made him just another running back against the Jags, not one of the top two or three players in the league at his position. He was as rusty as the Tin Man. (Those of certain generations are hereby encouraged to Google it.)"