"What, you were expecting sentimental?

Jonathan Papelbon doesn't do sentimental, as he demonstrated yesterday during his introductory press conference with the Philadelphia Phillies.

Donning his new pinstripes for the first time, Papelbon was very matter of fact about the circumstances that led to his signing the biggest contract for a closer in history, a four-year, $50 million (and $58, naturally) deal with a vesting option that could push the total value past $60 million."