The Seattle Mariners' offseason has only just begun, but allow me to summarize the early activity:

this one guy won't be around anymore

neither will this one other guy

or that guy's supposed "right-hand man"

and this one guy from the minors won't be around anymore either

this one guy can't take any more of this and doesn't want to be around anymore


In the early going, it's been an offseason characterized by departure. Then a few days ago, we got potential word of a...not "arrival"...let's go with anti-departure. In case you didn't see this:

Jason A. Churchill @ProspectInsider

Source tells me M's working pretty hard on an extension for King Felix. May have something done right before or right after World Series.