As seen in the quotable Dos Equis ads, The Most Interesting Man In The World "is the life of parties he's never attended" while "his words carry weight that would break a less interesting man's jaw."

Well, according to coach George Karl?, the Nuggets have The Most Intelligent Man In The Basketball World — point guard Andre Miller — who, of course, reads defenses for pleasure, gets assists on shots he doesn't set up and, yes, the only turnovers he makes are apple — and they're delicious.

"There's a list of smart basketball players and Andre is at the top," Karl said. "Feel of the game, know the game, see the game, teach the game, direct the game. We're all going to be blessed and reap the rewards of having him on our team in a lot of ways. Whatever you want to call him — coach on the floor, brain, quarterback — what he teaches and preaches is winning. It's not about stats; it's not about how you look. It's what we have to do to win the game. And it's fun to be a part of."