Yeah, yeah, yeah, so Kim Kardashian is getting divorced before the catering bill arrives. Can we please get to Monday's really big news?

The Rockies' Carlos Gonzalez wasn't named a finalist for the Gold Glove in left field.

No, we're not making this up. CarGo apparently didn't scale enough walls, steal enough doubles or throw out enough runners to qualify for consideration for his second Gold Glove in two years.

Matt Holliday? He was last seen dropping a popup in the World Series, but he's one of the three finalists for tonight's awards show on ESPN2. The others: Milwaukee's Ryan Braun?, whose defensive issues at third base prompted the Brewers to move him to left, and Arizona's Gerardo Parra?, who tied CarGo for the league lead with 12 outfield assists.