Oh, Nicklas.

According to Danish tabloid BT, while his Arsenal teammates were huffing and puffing in Munich on Tuesday night, their unfit forward took himself out for the night. Drinks were taken, and a taxi was sought. According to the driver, the incident began after he asked Bendtner and his friends to leave the taxi.

At which point, allegedly, Bendtner flipped. Unbuttoning his trousers and removing his belt, he proceeded to whip the vehicle, while rubbing his abdomen against the window and shouting "I f*ck you." The understandably traumatised driver called Danish police, but before they arrived the footballer was taken away by his friends in another taxi.