"Gilbert Arenas was traded to Orlando on Dec. 18. His baggage has finally arrived, as predicted, as feared.

It showed up on the Magic's doorstep, perfectly in keeping with the crazy, complicated and combustible Arenas tradition.

Who else but Gilbert Arenas would be served court papers while walking to the locker room at Amway Center during halftime of a game?

The Magic just happened to join Arenas' nasty custody/child support fight with his ex while it was already in progress.

This bizarre battle royale includes three kids and one on the way, a lottery-like money grab and Gil's dead pet sharks, whom he claims were murdered.

Is it any wonder Arenas got lost heading to the team's airplane hangar after receiving the documents Thursday night after the Heat game?

At least the process server didn't dash onto the floor while Arenas was at the free-throw line --- a rumored grandstand plot dashed earlier this season, apparently.

You couldn't make this stuff up. And you know what's scary?

It's just another day in the Life of Gilbert.

And, unfortunately, it's now just another day in the life of the Magic. The city of Orlando officially has become the home of the Gilbert Arenas circus, formerly located in Washington, D.C."