"Want a superstar for a playoff run?!

Need a defensive player of the year?!

Can't fill all the seats in your arena?!

Come on down to Amway Center before we run out of exclamation points!

Yes, see us at Rent-a-Dwight!

Of course, we take trade-ins!....

The Magic are talking to more teams than the ones on Dwight Howard's wish list.

They will listen to anybody who is willing to take a risk and give up a few good men for Howard if he can lead them to the NBA Finals as a temp."