"Maybe you saw the Dos Equis spoof of Roberto Luongo during the playoffs, a takeoff on the Mexican beer company's "most interesting man in the world."

Now, apparently, Luongo fancies himself as an international man of mystery.

Ever since he hurt something against the Islanders on Nov. 13 and almost pulled himself from the game, it's been hush-hush about what exactly was injured.

Probably a cartilage somewhere, but the club and the goalie will only describe it as a the ol' upper-body owie.

"It's a secret, man," Luongo said on Monday, his first day back practising with his teammates."