Despite their best efforts, Kevin Love and the Timberwolves should have no chance of convincing the NBA it was just a Love tap.

Love went Savion Glover on Luis Scola's face. Love might be one of the league's best young players, but the league presumably still frowns on players treating other players' faces as starting blocks.

Knowing he is in jeopardy of getting hit with a suspension – and this should be a no-brainer one-game suspension — Love did his best to spin the answer.

In fact, he danced around it so well, he could have tap-danced on the head of a pin, which makes it difficult to buy his argument that he has feet so large, he just could not miss Scola's face. He did, however, succeed at running up the floor while Scola's head bounced around on the hardwood.