"Kevin Durant on the big screen, at a downtown arena near you? Works. Works very well.

Kevin Durant on the silver screen? Uh, let me think about that one.

The Thunder superstar is finalizing a deal to star in a major Warner Brothers film, according to our man Darnell Mayberry. I've got to say, I didn't see that coming.

Popular across the globe – get the Chinese subtitles ready – a Durant movie probably will sell. But my question for Hollywood is, what exactly do you do with Durant in a movie?

Russell Westbrook? Easy. A brooding James Dean plot should do the trick.

James Harden? Make him Grady in a film version of Sanford & Son, and away we go."