No Peter Pan's Magic Flight. Or the spinning tea cups. Or, gawd forbid, the Magic Tiki Room or It's A Small World.

Sorry, but they're all far too tame, infinitely too lame, for someone as accustomed to the heart-stopping, the goosebump-inducing, as Miikka Kiprusoff.

A Pavel Datsyuk breakaway shake-'n'-bake can't frighten him. A Corey Perry crease-crash isn't enough to set his pulse racing.