"Plaxico Burress had a confused look on his face. He was trying to break down his touchdown receptions for the reporters gathered at his locker, but it had been 1,505 days since he had had this many in a single game.

And, frankly, they all looked about the same.

"What about the third one?" somebody asked.

"The third one was ... uh ..." he started.

"The post. In the back of the end zone," he was told.

"Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah!" "