"Hey, what time is the Jets' parade this morning?

What's that, you say? It's the Giants rolling up through the Canyon of Heroes ... again?

That's funny, because we could have sworn Rex Ryan's best-selling book last summer — and just about every interview the coach has done the past three years — stated emphatically that New York was a Jets town now, that the staid, fussy Giants were practically Old Europe and that a Gang Green Super Bowl was written in stone.

What Jets fans got instead over the past seven weeks — and for the next several months to come — must feel like an NFL version of Dante's circles of Hell: a shambles of a season, followed by never-ending locker-room drama, followed by two of their biggest rivals making the Super Bowl, followed by yet another Lombardi Trophy for the Giants."